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「Give it to your mom" it‘s her job」

お母さんにあげてください。
彼女のお仕事です。

って。

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把它给你妈妈，
这是她的工作。

The Philosophy of Sex

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

危険

killer

おそろしい。